clessert:

it’s not you, its your eyebrows

mopheadedlumberjack:

andrewhussiesbosom:

I’m the friend that picks rainbow road

Fucking bastard

(Source: ghoststud)

notyouraveragebum:

Halloween hit my dash like

notyouraveragebum:

Halloween hit my dash like

fartgallery:

alright it has come to my attention that some of you think i am a big nerd. this is egregious and so i am here to lay down the facts:

  1. i am actually very cool
  2. i own a pair of aviator sunglasses
  3. 3. nerds do not own aviator sunglasses
  4. my roommate has a basketball & i touched it earlier
  5.   ,

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

(Source: iheartcatgifs)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

boobsinger:

wanting to be friends with people on tumblr but not knowing how toimage

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